The Magic of Yao Consulting

Specifically, Yao has helped people in the following areas:

• Image Consultation. Face it, image is important. Yao will suggest ways for you to change your image, like for instance, by wearing different sunglasses or getting a smashing haircut. If you are overweight, he will have his assistants surprise you and jump on you when you come to the office, and you will have to fight them, and you will probably lose a lot of weight this way.

• Financial Wealth. Find out the best ways to increase your financial luck. Yao will not only suggest lucky places to buy Taiwanese lottery tickets (based upon your birthday), but he also knows secret Daoist prayers and they have usually worked. If you have a lot of money, Yao will suggest investments that most fit your personality. One time, Yao recommended a client to invest in a pet store, and since then, she opened up a chain and has pet stores all over the place.

• Poverty Consulting. For those with little or no money who are always worrying, Yao also provides ways to manage the stresses of poverty. He recommends such clients convert to Buddhism, as it teaches that all life is suffering. He also can suggest "All-You-Can-Eat" restaurants located near large universities in Taipei. Also, you can save money on umbrellas because on most rainy days there are a lot of umbrellas right outside of most 7-11's and you can just take one.

• Mood. If you find yourself often feeling unhappy, Yao can help you change your mood. One way he does this is by calling his clients every day and saying in a very sweet voice, "You are so beautiful!" and "You don't need plastic surgery--honest." Also, if your mother is always yelling at you and asking you when you are going to get married, he will have a talk with her (he also knows a few words in Taiwanese, and you would be amazed to find out how Taiwanese mothers find it very cute) so that she will ease up a bit. This usually takes care of 90% of mood problems in Taiwan for people under the age of 35.

• Love. Many people find themselves lonely and longing to be with someone. Others feel like they have bad luck, meeting one asshole after another. Yao uses drastic means to help people realize that to find the love of your life, you really have to start with yourself. To begin the process, Yao will usually personally go to your boyfriend's (or girlfriend's) house and break up your relationship. In addition, Taiwanese clients are not allowed to use MSN anymore. You can't imagine how much more free time they have to go out and actually meet people.

• Job. Most people in Taiwan work too much at jobs they don't like, and for bosses who are too strict. Yao gives you qigong (氣工) exercises to do at work so that you sincerely enjoy your time there. In addition, Yao can teach you ways to keep your boss calm, such as putting calming herbs (and sometimes drugs that make him sleepy) into his coffee. Also, Yao's "One Year/Six Jobs" (1Y6J) Program has been extremely effective in helping people to get a better understanding of the workplace. In this program, clients get a new job every two months and either resign or try to get fired so that they can move onto the next one. Believe me, after a year of this, clients are very happy to stay in their next job.

These are just a few examples of the magic of Yao Consulting. Contact Yao Consulting now so that we can help you create some magic in your life!